Susan Boyle has accepted Gordon Ramsey's offer to appear on The F Word

Funny story written by Lady Godiva

Sunday, 21 March 2010

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Gordon Ramsey will NEVER have a microwave oven in any of his kitchens. This is a well known fact.

Gordon Ramsey is over the moon and beside himself this morning. (Does that mean there are TWO Gordon Ramsey's?)

He has called us this morning to give us the Scoop. Susan Boyle HAS indeed accepted his offer to appear on The F Word.

She did have a few conditions:

1)Gordon musn't swear during the show.

2)Sharon Osbourne must NOT be within miles of the studio.

3)No one in the audience or on staff will be allowed
to wear red that day.

(She apparently breaks out in a
nasty rash when she sees red. That's why she closes her
eyes in the car when approaching traffic lights. Let's
hope to hell she never drives a car herself.)

AND

4)Her CD MUST be played as background music for the
duration of the segment she appears in.

Ramsey said he admits he panicked bit when he heard the 4th condition as he hasn't yet bought the CD.

One of our writers told him not to panic because she has connections in the USA and there is fan of Susan's who has absoultely thousands of them.

Ramsey sounded relieved albeit a tad puzzled at this piece of news.

More news as we get it.

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