OMG OMG OMG I just cannot believe what has just happened to me. I am going in to work tomorrow and am handing in my notice.
My horoscope did say, this morning, that today was going to be a lucky day for me. I would have been happy winning a doughnut from the Tim Horton's ROLL UP THE RIM TO WIN 'game'.
Hang on a mo' I have to run to the loo. I'm so excited I am going to 'wee myself'...........................................................OK. I'm back.
Jeeze you guys, I won't have time to be typing for The Spoof anymore after tonight so I bid you farewell. It's been a hoot.
Here is the reason. I have just checked my emails and this one arrived: OMG OMG OMG
Re-confirm your information for your outstanding payment of $10.7M which have been with our central payment office, which United Nations have sign out for payment after series of meeting with our board of directors,also this payment will come to you via Diplomatic Delivery. We want to conclude all payment before the third month of 2010 runs out.your full Address, Phone, Occupation and Age are required immediately.
Thanks and Congratulations
Dr Sanusi Lamido
Central
Bank Governor
I AM NOT JOKING AT ALL! I REALLY DID RECEIVE THIS EMAIL.
CRIKEY, WAIT TILL I GO IN TO WORK TOMORROW, SLAP MY 'NOTICE' ON THE PRINCIPAL'S DESK. HELL I WON'T EVEN WORK MY NOTICE. TO HELL WITH THEM ALL.
EDIT: Damn it! My husband's just burst my bubble and said he wants HALF of it.
