Ask a Leprechaun, they never lie!

Written by Wumf

Sunday, 28 February 2010

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Elusive end of rainbow thwarts "seekers"

Question: Do Leprechauns ever lie?

Leprechaun: Didn't you read the title, edjit?

Question: You are asking me a question?

Leprechaun: I get so sick of people and their inanities!

Question: Okay, do you ever get chased by large squirrels?

Leprechaun: You can forget your pot-o-gold for that one!

Question: What are you smoking in that clay pipe?

Leprechaun: None of your business.Don't you feel stupid being that tall?

Question: Gee, are Leprechaun's always this touchy?

Leprechaun: Can you blame us? What if you had to wear a tight,itchy green suit and dream up riddles for knuckleheads like you? See that cliff over there? I think that there is a pot of gold at the bottom.Why don't you go jump off and find out?

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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