Question: Do Leprechauns ever lie?
Leprechaun: Didn't you read the title, edjit?
Question: You are asking me a question?
Leprechaun: I get so sick of people and their inanities!
Question: Okay, do you ever get chased by large squirrels?
Leprechaun: You can forget your pot-o-gold for that one!
Question: What are you smoking in that clay pipe?
Leprechaun: None of your business.Don't you feel stupid being that tall?
Question: Gee, are Leprechaun's always this touchy?
Leprechaun: Can you blame us? What if you had to wear a tight,itchy green suit and dream up riddles for knuckleheads like you? See that cliff over there? I think that there is a pot of gold at the bottom.Why don't you go jump off and find out?
