Miley Cyrus has apparently set seven rules for new beau Liam Hemsworth if he wants to continue to live with her in California.
"These are not my Dad's rules, these are mine", Miley told Hemsworth according to staff person we cannot name.
#1. Don't walk around the house in your boxers. Boxers come come open and dad could be dropping by s he lives here. Also, change the boxers at least once a week!
#2. Don't get over affectionate. My parents live in part of the house. We can't make too much suspicious noises in here. I'll wear a gag if I need to keep from screaming.
#3. It's fine to go out with the guys, but please don't talk about us or only in general terms.
#4. I like to be called Hannah Banana sometimes. That's the term that really turns me on.
#5. Always call dad, The Hunk. Sometimes The Incredible Hunk. But never ever mention "achy breaky". He'll kick you out and buy me something nice.
#6. Farts are out unless daddy cuts one first but it must NEVER be louder or longer than his.
#7. Take me on walks and once we're out of sight, I'll put on my collar and you switch me with a hickory stick and say "Bad Girl".
Other than that, everything will be fine.