Written by SPECTRUM

Wednesday, 3 February 2010

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Elephants never forget

Dr Dolittle was today talking to Nellie the elephant who had just escaped from the circus.

Why did you leave the circus said Dr Dolittle "I packed my trunk and said goodbye to the circus because there were far to many clowns nearly as many clowns as there are in Gordon Browns cabinet"

"So what are you hoping to do now" said Dr Dolittle. "I was a great fan of the memory man in the film the thirty nine steps so I thought I could tour the country with my own show Nellie the Elephant that never forgets" said Nellie.

Dr Dolittle tried to test Nellies memory by asking who was the only elephant that could fly. "I can't remember" said Nellie.


The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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