Written by jansal

Thursday, 14 January 2010

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Students get a lesson in what the F WORD means

There are so many people that are offended by the F word and the N word and P word said a high school teacher recently to her class that "we should think up new words to mean those words but do not literally, actually USE the offending word", she said.

She looked out over her class of snickering 10th graders and announced, "This is your assignment for tomorrow".

The next day as the class shuffled in shuffling their homework, the teacher began calling each student up front to read what they had written for their assigment.

Clarence the class clown grinned from ear to ear and gave his interpretation of THE F WORD; "PHUCK he called out loudly and the whole class roared.

The teacher pounded her hand on her desk for "QUIET"

As the class quieted down, the teacher called upon Mindy the shyest one in the class in hopes that she could get a better result.

Mindy softly said, "THE P WORD; PHALLUS".

"Very good Mindy you may sit down".

Next came the only black boy in the class and he chose the N WORD.

The teacher held her breath as he stepped up to the front of the class.

He looked out across his fellow students and said, "THE N WORD"; -"NEGRO".

Pleased with his response, the teacher smiled and his classmates cheered.

A lesson well learned

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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