Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day.

Funny story written by bigd

Friday, 4 December 2009

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Give a man a fish

Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day.

Teach a man to fish, and you introduce another competitor into the overcrowded fishing industry, he and his descendants will do so until all fish approach extinction, contravening EU fishing policy, reducing the biodiversity of the world's oceans and increasing the economic decline of the fishing industry.

Therefore give a man a fish, and you save the world from overfishing.

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