Hey, I'm not asking for much. Just one brief moment in your cyberspace time. After that you can forget all about me. Just give me the chance to be noticed. I gotta be noticed. All my life I've sought the acceptance of others. I never really got it from my parents. They were too busy. And now they are gone I can't put that right.
But you, dear reader, are my saviour. You have the power deep within you to give me the recognition I deserve. If you can find it in your heart just to read this appeal then that will help.
One star will give a spoof writer a hearty breakfast. Two stars and they get a cup of tea to wash it down. Three stars and it's dinner at the Groucho. Four stars and a suite at the Ritz gives the writer a chance to really be creative. And, dear reader, five stars and we can send a spoof writer all expenses paid to the Bahamas.
Five stars. It's not much to ask is it?
This was an appeal on behalf of Spoofaid.
