Pale Maccabee's new single released

Funny story written by matwil

Wednesday, 30 September 2009

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Sir Pale takes a break from symphony writing to heal a sick old lady

Former Bleatle Sir Pale Maccabee today released his latest song 'Feed My Ego Til I'm 94', and here are the lyrics:

'When I got older losing my fame
Many years ago
Was I reduced to a media pantomime
Endless plugs enough to drive you to wine

If I've been out of the news for 3 days
Would you mind at all
Will the press feed my Will the TV feed my
Ego til I'm 94?

Richo got older too
So did Mrs. Milk-Snatcher
Silly old moo

I could be handy, playing Bleatles songs
Long after the audience has gone
About as much fun as knitting by the fireside
Maybe John had the right idea and went off and died

Chip on my shoulder the size of a whale
Just coz his songs are loved more
Will the press feed my Will the TV feed my
Ego til I'm 94?

Every summer I'll be droning on about The Sixties
Though everyone there then knew it was shite
No need for me to scrimp or even to save
Think I'll go and buy the Isle of Wight

Annoying children made famous by me
Stella Maccabee sounds like an Irish lager hee hee
Will the press feed my Will the TV feed my
Ego til I'm 94?

Send me a bill please, agents of mine
Stating next excuse to plug me in a headline
Old school essay, say, stop stealing my wine
Yours sincerely Lord Macca, L9

Give me your headlines, Mail Express Times
Don't believe it's a bore
Will the press feed my Will you the TV feed my
Ego til I'm 94?'

[Words and music by Sir Pale Maccabee 2009; published by IffySniffyNoseJobs Songs; orchestration by Sir Pale Maccabee;

tea made by Sir Pale Maccabee; Earth realigned on a Thursday by Sir Pale Maccabee; school essay about the Coronation by Sir Pale Maccabee;

Richo Snorkel's drumming by Sir Pale Maccabee; symphony for 32-piece orchestra composed by Sir P. Maccabee; Vladimir 'John' Lenin's songs not as good as mine, ya bams; Array-array-calm-down-calm-downing by Sir Stevo Brookard; Annoying scousery ditto; Richo Snorkel's nose by IffySniffyNoseJobs;

failed US deportation orders by Elvis Parsley; mixing up the medicines by Sir X. Xxccaxee; gardening by Sir Pale Maccabee; shoe throwing by Mrs. Heathcliffia Mauls-Maccabees; Mrs. Mauls-Maccabees' press agents machine-gunned to death and thrown into a pit full of carniverous snakes by Sir P.M.; second coming of the Christ by Sir Pale Maccabee;

old lady-healing and water turned into a pretty decent Chardonnay by Sir P. Maccabee; Third World debt not helped by zillions being earnt by a certain former Bleatle for doing nothing much since 1970; new English blue cheese 'Macca 4 Me!' invented by Sir Pale Maccabee; 'Macca Tea' 'world's greatest drink', says an anonymous tea drinker from an Argyll farm estate;

shares in 'Macca the Miracle Publicity Milk' rise to a high of £12-67; fourth dimension 'close to being finally pinned down by me in my lab, like' by Sir Pale Maccabee; 'The Ballad of Me, Me and Me' by Sir P. Maccabee; quite superb CD cover designed by Sir P. M., and deserves to be shown in The Louvre; whole new revolutionary classical music brilliantly pioneered by Sir Pale Maccabee; when do I get to become a Lord, grrrrrr, by an anonymous knight of the Rotary Club]

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