PARKER, CO - Come out to the Grange tonight and learn the art of chair caning this evening from 7 p.m. to 11 p.m. in the main hall, invites 4-H club president, Mr. Unsbey Tingsey.
The workshop is open to the public.
Come early and either borrow a chair, or bring your own chair. If you bring $50.00, you can get your first pick. There will plenty of cane for everyone.
This type of caning only works with chairs that have holes drilled in the seat to let the blood pass through. Rope will be provided for tying subjects into the chairs and no cameras will be allowed.
Those picked will be folks that read this article and didn't quite get it. These slow folks will make great subjects for caning. Or you can bring along a friend who can't read. There is free aspartamed drinks for all.
Come early and get a good seat. First come first pick.
