If God texted the 10 commandments

Written by IN SEINE

Wednesday, 26 August 2009

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No excuse for a bad signal

1. no1 b4 me. srsly.

2. dnt wrshp pix/idols

3. no omg's

4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)

5. prnts ok - ur m&d r cool

6. dnt kill ppl

7. sx only w/ m8

8. dnt steal

9. dnt lie

10. dnt ogle ur bf's m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob.

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