Written by Bureau

Saturday, 22 August 2009

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2000 Calorie Anchors I Weigh

15. Turning Twix

14. Wonka's Willy Bar

13. The Three Muskrat Ears

12. Skor No More

11. Knickers

10. Hershey's Blow-You-A-Kiss

9. Anchors I Weigh

8. Uncle Milky's Way

7. Mess Kit Kat

6. Mr. Goodbare

5. Oh Henry, Whattabiggun

4. Baby Pooth

3. Dr. Proct's Buttered Fingers

2. Golden Pimple Nougat

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