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According To Beans & Noble, Their Worst-Selling Cookbooks Of All Time:

12. Even Turds Taste Good With The Right Sauce

11. Chef Snotgurgle's Quickly Made Burgers Using Your Own Armpit

10. Ma Frickle's The Easiest Way To Measure Cathead Biscuits

9. Kirsty Alley's The Bigger Jigger Figure

8. Richard Simmon's Safe Ways To Grill While Naked

7.The French Gourmet's Great Meals Using Only 159 Ingredients

6. Junior Yokem's BBQ Hog Balls To Die For

5. Boxcar Sillie's If It's Still Moving, Hit It With The Spoon, Stab It With The Steak Knife

4. Abby Hoffman's "Cook This Book"

3. The Everyday North Korean's Prisoner's Diet

2. Thumbsucker Cretin's Simple French Food

1. 1001 Ways To Cook Shit On A Shingle.

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