(Geriatric Satisfaction)
I can't get a hard erection
I can't get a hard erection
'cause I try and I cry and I try and I cry
I can't get no, I can't get no
When I'm sittin' in my chair
Hookin' up with some stupid ho
She's all hot an' ready to go
Waitin' for some penetration
She's gonna help my ejaculation
I can't get no, oh no, go ho!
Hey hey hey, there's just no way
I can't get a hard erection
I can't get a hard erection
'cause I try and I cry and I try and I cry
I can't get no, I can't get no
When I'm touchin' my peepee
And some ho goes on to tell me
How great her ass would be
But I can't be a man 'cause I always choke;
Same old thing happens to me
I can't get no, oh no, go ho!
Hey hey hey, there's just no way
I can't get no satisfaction
I can't get no penile action
'cause I try and I cry and I try and I cry
I can't get no, I can't get no
When I'm ridin' in my 'chair
Havin' droolin' fits and having shat
Then I'd best try to call my doctor
Who tells me buddy better call back later next week
'cause you see I've been losing sleep
I can't get no, oh no, go ho!
Hey hey hey, there's just no way
I can't get no, I can't get no
I can't get no penile action
No penile action, no penile action, no penile action
