No sooner did Bill Clinton gain the release of those two women in North Korea, Sen. Jim Webb accomplishes the same thing in Myanmar. So, what did the Senator say to gain the Myanmar junta's trust?
1) Wanna see my Francisco Franco tat?
2) I didn't really vote for Obama. I just said I did.
3) Anybody says, "Burma," and I'll spit in his eye!
4) Tonto? He's watching Silver.
5) Nathan's hot dogs? Sure. How many cases?
6) I can get you front-row seats to Wicked.
7) Wanna see Pelosi and Schumer in the Congressional cloakroom?
8) I think Paula Abdul would be willing to pole-dance for you all.
9) Sure, I can get you a clipping of Michael Jackson's hair.
10) Ten seats behind the catcher at Yankee Stadium? ....How about five seats at first base in the mezzanine and three seats along the left field lie and two in the dugout? ....Whew! Thanks!
