Top 10 things plastic surgeons say at cocktail parties:
10) Is that a Jackson Pollack? Oh...sorry, Madam.
9) Why hello, my dear. When I last saw you you were Renaissance. When did you go Baroque?
8) Well, at least they're bigger than two caviar eggs.
7) How about we put a grenade in your mouth and start over?
6) Give me a sharp blade and a couple of those guests over there and I can make you some primo carpaccio.
5) Would you like another chair for that left buttock of yours?
4) Cleavage? I thought it was the New Madrid fault.
3) Jeffrey Dahmer would have a ball with those thighs.
2) Juno-esque? How about Big Mac-esque?
1) Madam, would you mind getting your cellulite out of the artichoke dip?
