The Mystery of The Magus

Funny story written by SPECTRUM

Wednesday, 29 July 2009

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When renovation was carried out on an old tudor house reputed to be one of the most haunted houses in England workmen discovered that there was a loose piece of stone flooring which when lifted led to an underground chamber.

The chamber contained the equipment and manuscripts of a medieval alchemist and MAGUS called Geoffrey Carlyle.

The Magus was known in history for conjuring up demons and using spells and curses against people. From the damaged manuscripts found in the chamber it reads that he had power over all demons that he summoned, however the last entry in his diary said he was going to summon the supreme prince of hell and bind him to his will but something seriously went wrong because the chamber had suffered damage from very intense heat.

Some reports say the Magus was actually summoning the angel of death and it is known when the angel of death is summoned it does not leave empty handed.

Did the MAGUS summon the angel of death or fail to control the DEVIL HIMSELF.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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