Written by SPECTRUM

Monday, 27 July 2009

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Wish I could teleport to a toilet

The Great Prophet Nostradumbass predicts that teleportation will be possible within the next sixty years. A hand helded device about the size of a mobile phone will be available to everyone to teleport to wherever they want on the planet.

No more trying to find a parking space for your car in a busy city centre or waiting for hours on a bus only for ten to come at once.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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