Michael Savage is a Weiner

Funny story written by Charpa93

Thursday, 23 July 2009

In case some of you don't know, or don't care who Michael Savage is, he is best known as an (err-hmmm) political commentator on the radio show he developed, "The Savage Nation."

Savage is a pseudonym. His real name is Michael Alan Weiner. Did you ever wonder why, if someone is going to take a pseudonym, they don't change the whole name and not just the last name? Some do, I guess but he didn't. I have a suggestion for him…Dick. Great name, and says volumes about him. Just because he's already a Weiner, doesn't mean he can't be a Dick as well. It worked for Cheney.

The other member of his family worth mentioning is Russ Weiner, founder of Rockstar Energy Drink.

It's ironic with all the talk about Dicks and Weiners that Russ has just recently agreed to give $100,000 to the Gay and Lesbian Community to hush (I mean to help) their cause. Russ claims he's giving the money as a show of good will and to distance himself from the views of his father, Dick, regarding homosexuality.

The truth, which doesn't seem to be something the Weiners have a grasp of, is that because of Dick's, I mean Weiner's, I mean Savage's rantings against homosexuality on the air, and his association as father to the owner of Rockstar, Rockstar has lost and stands to lose a lot more revenue than a measly $100,000.

I guess this means only one thing: Weiners never lose.

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