Cultural differences are fascinating - communicating with owls and spirits, flying at night on brooms, using portions, charms, incantations and practising black magic; in Africa and some parts of Asia that would justify a witch-hunt and a persecution. In the west you would be celebrated as a hero named Harry Potter
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