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Tuesday, 21 July 2009


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Film Buff William Johnstone has caused controversy by stating that all scifi film remakes are shit. He said four of my favourite films are The Time Machine 1960,The War Of The Worlds 1953,Planet of The Apes 1968 and The Day The Earth Stood Still 1951 all ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT***

However the remakes The Time Machine 2002, The War of The Worlds 2005, Planet of The Apes 2001 and The Day The Earth Stood Still 2008 all of them are SHIT!

William has a message for filmakers dont bother making remakes of classics.

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