We All Know Mangelson's a Twat - How Come We Don't Do Anything?

Written by Blazing Saddle

Monday, 20 July 2009

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No, Peter (Dark Lord) Mangelson is not the neighbour you would want.

But why?

Is it the smell of burning sulphur that permeates the atmosphere when he exhales?

Is it that he has spun himself from Satan to Saviour in a few short weeks?

Could it be that his time as European Commissioner For Something Or Other, secured for him by his best bud, Tony Bliar took him out of the public eye until he was sanitised from his multiple financial scandals?

Is it that he had to be sacked 3 times from government?

Or is it that we do not really want to see a Prime Minister of this country escorting his "husband" into 10 Downing Street the morning after his appointment?

Actually, that would be OK because Sarkozy and Berlusconi would probably not try to shag shim at state functions.

But why do we not DO anything about Mangelson?

Because we actually do not give a stuff.

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