13. I spy.....Old One-Eye!
12. Are you the Fruit of the Loom Banana?
11. I see the curtain has lifted on the Punch & Pecker Show!
10. Looks like little Michael's out for a moon walk.
9. "Oh you can call me long-necker, or you can call me pecker, but you dassent has to call me, Mr. Johnson!"
8. So, Mr. Reubens, been back to the theater I see.
7. Elvis The Pelvis has left the building!
6. Not only is the barn door open, but the bull has escaped.
5. I see you're in a hurry to see the lap dancers downtown.
4. Come on over and sit down, you look all petered out.
3. Little Wilt the Stilt is appearing at the free show line.
2. Looks like you're headed for a wormhole!
1. Attention, One-Eye the Sailor Man has just been gone ashore!