Interview With Star Of New TV Series: Anna Haaks Talks "Response To Your Heart"

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Tuesday, 7 July 2009


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"Response To Your Heart" is the latest series on the Party World channel "Fun 2". It talks about a girl named Aly (Anna Haaks) that is trying to manage between her academic career and her affair with the neighbors' alcoholic son (played by former teen idol James Carter).

In this interview, Haaks talks about the show, her personal life and her future projects.

Mig93 Hey Anna. Thanks for having us today.

Anna Haaks Oh, my pleasure! Please.

Mig93 Your acting debut is in the Fun 2 drama "Response To Your Heart". How did you get accepted to play the lead role?

Anna Well, I don't know if you know but I didn't kick off my acting career with a silly drama- sorry! Are you gay? I mean, everyone knows I first started acting at the age of 15 in the porn series "Pepe Cool" which spawned four sequels that have all reached number-one on the videos charts in more than a country. You did not know about it? Gosh!

Mig93 Uhm... Sorry. I did not about it.

Anna Oh, my God! You're gay and I can't believe I am wasting my time right now.

Mig93 I am not gay!

Anna Okay, sorry. You are right, you are not gay. Ah... (sighs)

Mig93 But are you proud or... How can you even talk about your porn past- I mean, doesn't it embarrass you? Like, now you are queen of primetime but you started as a porn star in your teens years, isn't that illegal and embarrassing?

Anna Emb... Arr... Ass... Ing? (laughs) Uhm, (sighs) no! I mean, watch them and you'll know why they aren't. (laughs)

Mig93 Tell us about "Response To Your Heart".

Anna "Response To Your Heart" is about a girl who goes to college but has to deal with the love affair she's got herself into with the neighbor's troubled son. It's such a touching story, very sad.

Mig93 How do you relate with the character you are playing?

Anna Her affair definetly. Cos I am the kind of girl who has problems in "love". I don't know why she does the things she does and it's the same with me... I mean, I am very perturbable and I don't know what "love" means because I have never experienced it but the thing with Tina (the character she plays) is that she loves Nick (the neighbors' troubled son) but he is using her physically even though he has a feeling for her and as the show continues, they become passionate one about the other and so... It's very romantic.

Mig93 What was the best thing about filming this show?

Anna Uhm... (sighs) Probably, the love scenes with Nick... Definetly!

Mig93 And the worst?

Anna The complicated non-sense, the drama!

Mig93 Why? Didn't you understand your character?

Anna No! It's not about that, silly! People wait for sex, not drama! Get it? Anyway!

Mig93 Is there going to be a second season for "Response To Your Heart"?

Anna In yo dreams! I ain't participatin'- hey I'm tellin' ya from na! The producers told me it will depict our children so it's even worse than what it is now and I simply cannot take it. No, not anymore.

Mig93 Okay.. So what are your future projects?

Anna Uhm.. I think I'll just relax for quite a while cos I've been working non-stop for like, a year! It's tiring. But I really wanna go for a singing career cos my voice is just... I am gifted, know what I mean? And I wanna show that to the world so this is scoop babe, Imma be recordin' an album before the end of this year.

Mig93 What will be the genre of the album?

Anna Donno, not yet.

Mig93 Are you in a relationship right now?

Anna What's that question?!? Of course I am, I am MARRIED TO MY ART! Can't you see it?

Mig93 Thanks for having us today. It was a really interesting interview.

Anna Indeed.

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