Top 10 Reasons Why Watching The New "Gossip Girl" Season Will Be Nothing... But Fun!

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Tuesday, 7 July 2009

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10- There will be no sex at all!
9- It will be the last season of the show.
8- Susan Boyle will be performing the show's theme song.
7- Hilary Duff, Alicia Keys, Beyoncé Knowles, Julia Roberts and Britney Spears will be guest-starring.
6- Miley Cyrus said she hated the show, its actors and all the people behind it.
5- There won't be any spin-off or movie.
4- Reruns will make you SICK!
3- Disney would carry it in syndication early 2011.
2- A soundtrack featuring all the show's cast voice talents will be released early 2010.
1- Rumors are circulating that the show will be the biggest Amy winner (The Amy Awards are intended to counterpoint the Emmy Awards by dishonoring (or honoring) the worst acting, screenwriting, songwriting, directing, and series on American television).

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