Written by norma snockers

Friday, 12 June 2009

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Sex is a duty if done with your wife.

It becomes art if done with your lover.

It is classified as education if done with a virgin.

It becomes a business transaction if done with a prostitute.

It could be called Social work if done with a divorcee, or charity work if done with a widow.

However, it can only be called a sacrifice if done with your own hand.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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