Friday, 12 June 2009
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Sex is a duty if done with your wife.
It becomes art if done with your lover.
It is classified as education if done with a virgin.
It becomes a business transaction if done with a prostitute.
It could be called Social work if done with a divorcee, or charity work if done with a widow.
However, it can only be called a sacrifice if done with your own hand.
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