Major Antonius Julius Argus Xerxes Part-6

Funny story written by walter

Tuesday, 9 June 2009

Major decided to get a better feeling of what had actually happened to his poor uncle, so gave the man enough rope to play until the woman said, " Yusef can you teach me wife donkey riding?'

Now, Major's adrenaline level reached its peak, but self-controlled himself so that his long awaited plan would not be jeopardized; therefore, he, as calmly as he could, said, "Yes. Let me put on my shoes." Then, he re-entered his trailer. In no time he put on his battledress: the hat, the tunic, the knife, the shin guards and the shotgun ready to shoot.

When he emerged, the woman, standing to the right of the man but about five meters away from Antonius, wetted herself; the man, 10 meters away from Antonius, decided to flee, but Major's command stopped him: "Halt or I shoot, both of you. Put your fucking hands on your fucking heads and turn around." The woman and the man carried out the order. Major's next command addressing the man was: "Now, you slowly sit down. Keep you fucking hands clasped on your head. Now, slowly lie down. Keep your hands on the head. Slowly and one by one stretch out your legs. Captain, guard man." Turning to the woman, Antonius , using the barrel of his shotgun, lifted the woman's dress high up to see if she carried any concealed weapon. There seemed to be none; handcuffed her. Next, called Lieutenant to guard the woman. After that, approached the man; handcuffed him; gagged him; told the man to stand up; checked his pockets; found a handgun; in his sock, found a knife; removed his shoes; in his wallet a teller's check amounting to the price of 50 sheep, compared to 300 stolen sheep. Afterward, Major walked the man to a post used for draining cheese; securely tied the man to the post and blindfolded the man.

Later, Major came back to the woman who was still shaking, weeping and urinating. The woman, or better, Zule, dropped on her knees and begged for Major's mercy. Now she said, "Sir, you can have me. Please, have mercy on me." Major, paying no attention to her pleas, once again searched her body to make sure she had no concealed weapon ; no weapon found; checked her purse; there was nothing but her toilet articles and some money. Major did not touch her money. Then he inquired, "Why do you think I should have you?"
(to be continued)

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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