Written by Bureau

Thursday, 28 May 2009

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Get It From The Horse's Mouth!

The World Weakly Newz has began showing up other national publications as complete frauds, especially the "Gossip" type.

"These people make up a bunch of ridiculous stories and headlines and people actually believe in all that crap." stated a full issue of nothing but exposure of untrue stories, when they were published and what 'really' happened.

"If all these marriages are breaking up every week, each guy with a new girl, these people couldn't be star singers or actors because they wouldn't have time. They would be busy packing up and leaving and winding up with somebody new."

"If you made a chart, you would find several married to three or four mates at the same time while going steady with another one. The hospitals would be full of crazy actors trying to get the cure. Then there are the pregnancies."

"According to several accounts, one lady would have had 17 kids by 17 different men in the past ten years!"

"Also, there are the upcoming movies and albums and who's going to sing with whom about what!"

"Next come the kids. Little so & so was finally told who his real daddy is according to the DNA evidence."

Just wait for the next World Weakly Newz where you get your earthly and alien news right up to date, and the only truthful tabloid now on the net! See which of these stars are from other planets and have special abilities to be in more than one place at a time. We explain it all and we KNOW because of our invisible alien editors who go looking.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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