Written by John Dorian

Sunday, 17 May 2009

image for Zac Efron's Dirty Little Secret
Fruit Flavoured That Is!!

Our journalist Samantha Leese shared an interview with heart throb hunk Zac Efron

Here it is:

S: So, your movie "17 Again" came out last month, how do you think that went?

Z: Oh yeah, great. It was great, I think it went out really well!

S: Well, the internet has been saying that you use flavoured condoms with your girlfriend Vanessa, is that so?

Z: Ohh, man!

S: How do you use them then?

Z: Well, oh god I'm so embarrased! Well I used to put it on my dick so when Vanessa sucked it, she would have a nice flavour in her mouth!

V: Oh no you didn't

S: How the??

Z: Vanessa, where the hell did you come from?

V: You did not tell her our secret did you?

Z: Maybe...

V: Huhh! Save your self! Save your self!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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