Written by Bureau

Tuesday, 5 May 2009

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Former Boogertown resident, Bobby Bob Robinson, who has been a hermit living out in Old Man Kelsey's Woods for the past 15 years will be the subject of a PBS documentary that will be aired sometimes in 2012-2013.

Here's an excerpt to whet your appetite:

Interviewer: Mr. Robinson, why does a man cut himself off from society to go live all by himself?

Bob: %&^&%$#$$o()#(*&&&!

Interviewer: Yes, I guess that's true if I could bend my back like a cat. Sir, did you come out here to get away from..say, a certain woman who broke your heart?

Bob: Frama%(*(()&*&&^%$%&^%!!

Interviewer: I very much doubt that even a dog or cat could do that. Back to my questions.

Was it the peace and quiet here the main draw or just being alone to write or study?"

Bob: Da**&^#*&%*&#@@#!!!

Interviewer: Sir, you know we'll have to cut out those...where are you going? I...OUCH! OUCH! Cut the tape! OW!!

In the meantime, a group of photographers, cameramen and writers will be following the hermit around over the next three years to see what exactly makes a hermit cut himself off from the world and live all alone like this.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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