New Metal Occult Band formed by Alisteir Crowley, Jimmy Page and Jaz

Written by Jaggedone

Monday, 13 April 2009

As a reaction to the rejection of my superb piece relating to a spoof press conference held by Jaz from Killing Joke I immediately called Jaz and informed him of the apparent lack of understanding and acceptance for esoterical/occult subject matter on the spoof site.

In his anger he immediately informed the satanic underworld, touched based with Alisteir who in - turn informed Jimmy Page and they have decided to reunite their demonic forces in the form of a tour of 666 live concerts all over the globe.

As warming up act they have hired the black metal, Satan worshippers act Cradle of Filth to open the show. They have also assured dedicated fans of the occult supergroup that such classics as "Stairway To fucking Hell," Hotel California" (including a special appearance of the two headed Goat in the form of Lucifers Beast), a special rendition of the Ozzie / Prince of Darkness classic; Flaming Hell on the Black Sabbath and last not least Killing Jokes; Hosannas From the Basements of Hell with a never seen before, special guest appearance from Satan himself personified by Jack Black.

Security guards formed by gentlemen with black panama hats, black suits, white dog collars bearing silver bullets and wooden stakes will make sure that no beastly crowd surfing or pogoing on goats hooves will take place. Ticket sales will commence on the 6th minute of the 6th day on the 6th month in the year 2009 3 x 666 (=18). Greetings from Jaz, Alisteir & Jimmy, somewhere between heaven and the cauldrons of HELL!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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