23 Least Popular Candy Heart Messages Of 2009

Funny story written by Bureau

Saturday, 11 April 2009

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"U B Sorry"

Your Ass Not So Big!

Be My Chained Basement Friend

Made In China

Goose Me

Got Lice?

Me N Wndo At Nite

Levitra Larry

I B Long

War Injury

Breakback?

UR A Meth

Gasman

Got Penicillin?

Toenail Freak

Lobeman

Gooner Grabber

I B Dogged

Da Jerkin Gherkin

T T Real?

Meek Geek

GoofBalls

Wilted Willie

O B Still

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