Thank You

Funny story written by Earl Grey

Saturday, 4 April 2009

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I Just Haven't Got The Words

I would just like to thank all of you. Thank you.

No really. Thank you. Please accept my thanks. You've done a really great job. So thank you.

It is an honor and a pleasure to be associated with you. All of you. Really. So thank you.

Mere words alone cannot coney the overwhelming feeling of indebtedness I have towards you all. Thank you.

I salute you all. Thank you. Each and every one of you. You know who you are. God bless you.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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