Written by Skoob1999

Saturday, 14 February 2009

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Don't Push Your Luck Sunshine!

What do you want?

Sorry mate you must have wandered in here by mistake.

Now don't get a strop on mah sahn or I'll have no option but to sort it.

This is the Magazine section, yeah?

And I'm having a fag innit?

You want points then go to to the Headlines page.

Makes no fackin odds to me.

Jast fack orf or I'll fackin give yer a good levverin.

You can't come in here without a tie.

Is that clear?

Yeah, go on, fack orf.


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