How loving can a son be?

Funny story written by IN SEINE

Monday, 9 February 2009

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Dear Dad, I'm running out of ink...

Dear Dad,

Univer$ity life I$ really great and I'm beginning to enjoy it. Even though I'm making lot$ of new friend$, I $till find time to $tudy very hard. I already have $ome $tuff and I $imply can't think of anything el$e I need, $o if you like, you can ju$t $end me a $imple card a$ I would love to hear from you.

Love, Your $on
Morri$

His father replies: -


Dear Morris,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are probably NOt eNOugh to keep even an hoNOrs student busy. But do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task and one can never study eNOugh.

Love your father,
ArNOld

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