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"See you in hell."
-Pelosi
"At least now you can't f*** up anything else."
-Bush Sr.
"Our name is our advice."
-MoveOn.org
"Suck it!"
-Senate
"Yeah, suck it!"
-House
"Thanks for the pardon. I have unfinished work in this world."
Parolee-no-More
"Thanks for the help."
-Osama Bin Laden
"You completely f***ed my career you s*** eating b****."
-Colin Powell
"Still waiting on that pardon."
- "The Libster"
"Let me spell it out for you: I-R-A-N."
-Skull and Bones
"If you need a shoulder to cry, find a hippie you pansy."
Bill O'Reilly
"Remember my hood always got your back, G."
-Condi
"Why can't you get a good stable job like your brother Jeb?"
- Barbara Bush
"Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out."
Barak Obama
"I've kept my side of the bargain. Now, Katherine Harris awaits."
-Satan
"Darnit, we're politically irrelevant again."
-Texas
"We love you, and we'll miss you with all our hearts."
Comedians
"We're still here!"
-all nine Supreme Court Justices
