DOVER, Delaware - The Open Book Bookstore, a subsidiary of Barnes and Noble Books has just released a list of recently published books that are on their bookshelves right now
1. Yodeling and Why The Heck Anyone Would Want To Do It
2. The Planet Saturn And Reliable Reports That Many Scientists Are Now Doubting It's Existence
3. My Secret Life As An English Rugby Team Mascot
4. Lint And Why Exactly It Is So Important (With hundreds of illustrations)
5. Learning To Play The Maracas In Only Five Weeks
6. The Real Reason Why Salt Tastes Salty
7. Understanding The Reproductive System of Mulch (Caution: Explicit pictures - Keep away from children and immature adults)
8. Lady Godiva - A Frank Discussion With Frank Godiva, Her Great, Great, Great, Great, Great Grandson
9. Dozens of Really Good Reasons Why One Should Never Buy Underwear From A Pawn Shop No Matter How Good A Deal It Is
10. Raising Chickens From Scratch
11. The Lost Art of Competitive Kissing
12. The Buyers Guide To Mustard
13. The Illustrated Book Of Dots, Dashes, Periods, and Semi-Colons
14. The Trick To Using Crossword Puzzles as An Orgasm Enhancer
15. Sauerkraut and How It Has Saved Thousands of Marriages
16. The Speller's Guide to Correctly Spelling Commonly Misspelled Words Like, Brrrrr, Zzzzzz, and Hmmmmm
17. The Joyously Joyful Joys of Womanhood - From Do-It-Yourself Mamograms To How To Easily, Quickly, Safely, and Cheaply Remove Your Own Ovaries
18. The Happy Songbook of 6,000 Happy Ukranian Accordion Songs
19. The Do's and Don't of Crossbreeding Dogs With Guppies
20. Sarah Palin's Definitive Guide To Stalking, Shooting, Skinning, and Sauteing An Adult Moose (with drawings by Tina Fey)
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