Legislative slips of the tongue from Cajun country

Funny story written by IN SEINE

Monday, 6 October 2008

Tell me these aren't true... are they?

"I don't know anyone here that's been killed with a handgun."-- Rep. Avery Alexander, D-New Orleans

"I think we have passed something that we didn't want to do."--Rep. Chuck McMains, R-Baton Rouge

"I can't believe that we are going to let a majority of the people decide what is best for this state."--Rep. John Travis, D-Jackson

"This amendment does more damage than it does harm."--Rep. Cynthia Willard-Lewis, D-New Orleans

"Y'all are hurting my tender ears. I would appreciate it if y'all would scream one at a time."-- House Speaker John Alario, D-Westwego

"I was 15 years old before I ate my first chicken without tire tracks."--Rep. Jay McCallum, D-Farmerville

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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