Written by Stuart Dean

Monday, 8 September 2008


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Cindy McCain's breakfast

Cindy McCain and I are relaxing in the sitting room of her delightful San Diego home when I ask her if the allegations she was called a trollop by John were true?

"When John came back from Vietnam his wife was very different following the horrific car accident she suffered. But John suffered too; as he said at the time, 'there's no way I'm fucking that ugly cripple ,'" Cindy remembers.

"So I was there for him, if you know what I mean," she smiles and her eyes twinkle, "and so that's how I got the nickname!"

John McCain, 93, was not at home for the interview but Cindy claims they often laugh when they recount the story together.

"Once a trollop always a trollop!" Cindy mimics John.

"That is a great impression of your husband," I exclaim "you've even got the drooling down!"

"No, that's just the Vicodin!'

We laugh and laugh and enjoy a lovely time together until I get up to bid my reluctant farewells. As I am thanking her for her hospitality I remember my other question,

"So we've established the trollop story, but is the story about John calling you a cunt true?" I question.

"Yes, it's true. He calls me that all the time."

"But why?" I ask.

" 'Cause I don't sleep with John but I still fuck his vegetable ex-wife!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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