Written by Pointer

Monday, 8 September 2008

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Dark Lord Rove dares to wear white after Labor day

Now that John McCain has hired campaign consultancy firm, Rove, Rape and Pillage Inc, the very outfit that roved, raped and pillaged his campaigns in 2000 and 2004, Chief Execution Officer Dark Lord Karl Rove has decided to apologize to his new client for the vicious racist assaults on his little adopted Indian daughter.

McCain always the gentleman and more recently the shill accepted Rove's mea culpa. Both Republicans shook hands on it and laughed as they simultaneously uttered the same joke: From now on our racism will be reserved for Obama's little girls!"

When asked if Americans will miss a chance to participate in a truly historic vote for Barack Obama, Rove reminded us that US voters elected and re elected George W Bush. Rove looked deep into the eyes of this reporter and said: "Don't vote for the black man. The gray man will give you money..."

I involuntarily said: "Let's listen to this guy. He's smart!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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