Written by misha marinsky

Thursday, 4 September 2008

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The Author

NEW HOPE - Got anything to eat? I love to eat anything that's handy. Brambles, leaves, twigs, hay, grass, clothes, shoes. Actually, the list is endless.

That's a nice Fendi dress you're wearing. What does it taste like? I like those Ferragamo loafers you have on. Bet they're chewy and spicy. I like that purse you're holding. Got anything in there to eat? No? That's OK. I'll just eat the purse instead.

You don't have to look at me like that. You like to eat, too. I'm just not as fussy. Hey, don't pull your sleeve away. I'm just getting started.

Let me have a taste of that sandal - it looks good. C'mon -let's eat.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Food, Eating




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