The TheSpoof.com political analyst, Cora Uption, discusses the similarities and the differences between McCain and Bush:
1) Abortion- Neither one wants one, needs one, though their mammies remain undecided.
2) War in Iraq- Both wanted one, one to outdo his daddy, the other to outdo his daddy, oops, that's the same, isn't it?
3) Tax cuts for the Rich- One wanted them all along, the other wants them now for his filthy rich second wife.
4) Judges- Both...poorly...
5) Diplomacy- None
6) Social Security- Private savings accounts for people with no money...
7) Immigration- Despite widespread approval in the polls, both refuse to move to other countries!
8)Guantanamo detainees- One wants them tortured in Cuba the other wants them imprisoned with tax cheats at Leavenworth...six of one...
9)Same sex marriage- Both wives have suggested it regularly...
10) Healthcare- Less
11) Medicare- even lesser
12) Trade- Both for a pile of money and a democratic draft pick to be named Obama
13) Wiretapping- Yes!
14) Executive Powers- OOHHH! YES!!!
15) Climate Change- Little would...
16) Energy- He'll be 71...
17) Oil- Texas T; Castor
18) Interrogation tactics- Bush uses all the ways his father found out he was a junkie eg waterboarding,bloodtesting, simple observation etc; McBush has checked out of the Hanoi Hilton for good!
19) Arms Control- Bush is still fighting the cold war; McBush want to end the cold war...
20) Firmness on the domestic front- Laura won't let it be tested; they don't call him McCialis for nothing!
