Guys You've Met in the Men's Room

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Monday, 23 June 2008


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Excitable - Shorts half twisted around, can't find hole, rips shorts.

Sociable - Joins friends and pisses whether he has to or not, figures
it doesn't cost anything.

Cross-eyed - Looks in the urinal on the left, pisses in the middle, and flushes the one on the right.

Timid - Can't piss if someone is watching. Flushes and comes back later.

Indifferent - All urinals are being used, pisses in sink.

Clever - Look Ma, no hands! Fixes tie, looks around and pisses on floor.

Worried - Not sure if he has been in lately, stops in for a quick check.

Frivolous - Plays stream up, down, and across urinals, tries to hit a
bug on the wall.

Childish - Pisses directly in the bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.

Absent-minded - Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.

Sneak - Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows guy in next stall will get blamed.

Patient - Stands very close for a long time waiting, reads a newspaper with his free hand.

Desperate - Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.

Tough - Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it.

Efficient - Waits until he has to crap, then does both.

Fat - Backs up and takes long shot at urinal, pisses on his shoe.

Drunk - Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.

Disgruntled - Stands waiting for a long time, gives up, walks away.

Conceited - Holds two inch dick like baseball bat.

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