Kosmic Karma

Written by Tiki Murphy

Wednesday, 5 March 2008

Hello all, I am Tiki Murphy, a spoof writer of TheSpoof.com. I had a case of cosmic karma yesterday when I went to work.

For a little background, two of my spoof stories centered around the Jenny Craig/Kirstie Alley/Valerie Bertinelli triangle. No big deal, and actually, I was in support of Ms. Alley.

Anyway, I went into work yesterday, and I couldn't find the guard I was supposed to replace. He's always in his seat when I get there. He's an older gentleman so I thought,'What if he had a heart attack.' So, I went looking for him, couldn't find him, so I waited.

Finally about 20 minutes later he walks in, followed by four people, a gentleman and 3 ladies. I didn't know 3 of them, but I about died when I saw the fourth one. You guessed it, Kirstie Alley walked in.

My very first thought was, 'Oh crap, I hope she doesn't realize who I am.' I mean I am in a near panic here, of course it doesn't dawn on me that Tiki Murphy isn't my real name. But anyway, she seemed tired and we didn't actually speak.

Well I said 'Hi' and she just nodded.

I met Kirstie Alley.

Now I know this isn't funny, but I figured under the whole cosmic karma thing, it kinda fit. Although my brother did say he was gonna kill me because I didn't call him. I guess I could have, he is my boss, but that's for another time.

Anyway, just thought I'd let you know, she looks absolutely nothing like she does on T.V. But I'll save that for another day, at least until I know her business dealings are done. You never know, she might know I am Tiki Murphy.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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