The advent and incredible popularity of the Internet has resulted in an outbreak of the strange psychological malady known as 'Freeitis'. Freeitis is a recent mental disease in which a person, growing used to getting everything for free on the Internet, ie. free downloads, free music, free videos, etc., then grows to expect everything in life to be for free. Some of those afflicted, usually ha...
Juanita Maria Josephina Guadalupe de Jesus Gomez Gomez Rodriguez Gonzalez of Las Cruces, New Mexico is upset at the local school system. She claims that the free education promised her by the government is not free in her district. Through an int...
Hey want to own your very own brontosaurus? Jesus, this thing is larger than life, but if you want it it'll cost you more than an arm and a leg to carry it away! The National Showcave Centre for Wales, near Swansea, has a huge-mungus problem - the...
"Two as One", the free online and wildly successful matchmaker dating service will be expanding operations to Western Europe this summer. Started as a rogue idea, akin to the business model found with the use of free or "shareware" internet soft...
Results of a recent survey have corroborated that the word 'free' is a particular favourite among Britons, and is quite popular across the Atlantic, in the land of the free. Free, as a word, was invented by the rock band Free, who sang 'All Right...
Feeling bored at work? Used to respect British Prime Ministers, but now find them nauseating creeps? Know you could do their job a lot better than they do, but don't know what's needed for the job? Then fill out this cardboard cutout kit, and you too can lick the American President's boots!: 1. Be born in the south-east of Scotland. This narrows it down to only 1 in 120 of the UK population, bu...
A man in Hertfordshire has invented a system for generating free electricity from water. His system is set to revolutionise power generation for many homeowners in the UK. Michael Friday explained how his system works: "It's only good for hou...
Gurkha Goddess and erstwhile star of Absolutely Fabulous, Joanna Lumley is rumoured to be taking the lead role in a Barry Norman directed remake of Billy Wilder's classic 1959 comedy laugh riot, 'Some Like It Hot.' Lumley will play the Sugar Kane...
Wow, Jesus, this is headline news for sure. Did you know that, after one SIMPLE PAYMENT to an online conglomerate, you can earn THOUSANDS? Why didn't anyone else know? Why aren't you all RICH? Apparently by sending one LITTLE CHEQUE to cover administration costs, you can receive £14,000 every single week. More than a CHAMPIONSHIP GOALKEEPER. This is AMAZING. The whole economy will be drastic...
Lesson One: An eagle was sitting on a tree - resting…doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing"? The eagle answered, "Sure, why not"? So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it. Management Lesson: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very...
Gets Rid of Fishy Vaginal Odor From The Inside Out Leaves You Fresh Naturally...
Gordon Brown is often referred to as Gorgon Brown, Prime Monster. For once (perhaps the first time) he has got out the right side of the bed (NOT politically speaking though - he's still Labour) because he has decided to offer th...
The bakery where I shop has a very long queue, but I don't mind it, because I have my unique pass time: watching a free range white rooster picking sesame seeds on the pavement.
In Saudi Arabia, camels can go wherever they want but not women,...
The President of the United States has stepped on a board and is hanging loose on many a half pipe! It seems like President Bush needed a new hobby since he's got so much free time, even though he's totally in the middle of a war.
"I won't rest until the world is free from the threat of terriers"...
Ever since the beginning of the time, AskJeeves has been favorite search engine of people who never find what they are looking for. Today things have changed. AskJeeves has updated their free service to include even saving of the irrelevant results...
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