Top 5 Things Lawyers Learn That Grown Men Shouldn't Know

Written by Warren Redlich

Sunday, 3 June 2007

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Below are the top five things lawyers learn from representing clients that grown men shouldn't be allowed to know.

#5: The age of consent

#4: How fast you can drive and still get away with it

#3: Where to find prostitutes who aren't undercover cops

#2: How to deal with police when they suspect you of DWI

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#1: How much prostitutes charge for oral sex

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