Abramoff says Bush infiltrated UN with satanists

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Thursday, 8 June 2006


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Washington DC - (Associated Mess): Lawyers acting for convicted Washington lobbyist Jack Abramoff have backed up the UN's Deputy Secretary General Mark Malloch Brown's assertion this morning that President George Bush was a KGB hitman who infiltrated the United Nations thirty years ago with a cabal of convicted satanic sex offenders who then robbed the Vatican Bank and laid the blame on the 'suicided' God's Banker Roberto Calvi.

Abramoff's statement reinforces Malloch Brown's assertion that the President is part of the original KGB cold war gang that was hired in Havana, Cuba just after the UK's Queen Elizabeth bankrolled Bush Senior to organise the hit squad to assassinate JFK in Dallas in November 1963 - just as he was about to have her removed from the throne and tried for crimes against humanity.

And that along with some other 200 convicted satanic sex offenders currently masquerading as world leaders and Global Peace Process luminaries, he was sponsored by the Ancient American Order of the Skull and Bones to wreak destruction on Planet Earth by waging war on behalf of the US oil industry, thus pushing up the price of crude and enriching dodgy Islamic potentates hellbent on buying US sea-ports and strategic military installations.

Abramoff's lawyers have alleged that the entire satanic sex crime dossiers of the current and previous Bush Administrations as well as those of Ronnie Raygun, Margaret Thatcher, John Major and currently Tony Blair are still intact despite Dick Cheney's Best efforts to have them wiped off the face of the earth.

This may well be the fabled get-out-of-jail quick card that was rumoured on Capitol Hill to be giving the Bush Administration sleepless nights and hellish days.

The Abramoff statement comes as the UN Security Council reviews secret military intelligence files that it has kept hidden in a covert maximum security facility under the Arctic Circle for the last 25 years.

These show that the President's uncle Jonathan Bush has masterminded the bankruptcies of dozens of world banks and money-laundered their billions of dollars through his company the Riggs Bank, which then paid off senior UN officials affiliated to the Skull 'N' Bones as well as the UK's Hellfire Club and Europe's P2 Lodge.

They in turn organised every conceivable terrorism scam and scapegoated Global Peace Process wannabeess like Saddam Hussein, culminating in the $18billion UN Oil-for-Fraud heist that paid off the IRA and the House of Windsor, doshed up the Vatican Bank and whitewashed away every CIA/MI6/Mossad/KGB security file implicating the Bushes.

Today a row of Biblical proportions is raging as Bush's UN yes-man John Bolton began foaming at the mouth at the first mention of Malloch-Brown's much publicised condemnation of official US policy to use the United Nations as a stealth tool to ratchet up the pain of law-enforcement agencies worldwide who can't wait to bust this satanic cabal and send them to where they belong: the gibbet or the electric chair.

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