Altech Lansing Develops Speakers That Can Talk to God

Written by Smackycrackman

Thursday, 10 May 2007

When it comes to awesome performance in a compact design, few speaker systems compare to the Holy 1000. The thing that makes this speaker different from all others is that if you speak into them You can actually speak to God.

Not only your God but any God that you believe is God You've got to hear it to believe it. The tweeters sing with crisp, clear highs, while a unique, down-firing midrange driver in each satellite uniformly disperses sound around the room - creating a warmer, more natural ambiance. After hearing your prayers on these speakers God has no choice but to answer them.

Graiman

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