People I'd Like To Choke And Kill - Week of March 3rd, 2007

Written by writingguy

Sunday, 4 March 2007

And the People I'd Like to Choke And Kill this week are:

#1: The idiots who invented the store headlights that always seem to go out

It's fricking constant that I'll go out and visit a plaza that has collection of stores with broken lights that say things like "B_R_ERS" at Borders and "B__ _ATH AN __YOND". Also, why does every movie theatre not have enough letters to finish the movie titles. No joke, for an ENTIRE week my local cinemaplex listed:

PURSUIT OF CHAPPYNESS
HARLOTTE'S WEB

As humans, we have climbed everest, split the atom, jumped in a shiny box and went to the moon, and yet we cannot keep the flippin lights on.

And those are the people I'd like to choke and kill this week.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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