Written by Buck E Filbert

Friday, 9 September 2011

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People at New York's fashion week are up in arms protesting the showing of Gulnara Karimova's new clothing line.

Why are they up in arms? Gulnara Karimova is a high ranking officer in her Dictator Father's government. There are accusations that her Dictator Dad has had troubling citizens boiled alive to silence them.

Other accusations against Uzbekistan, Dictator Islam Karimov's regime is
taking children ages five to twelve out of school and put them in the fields to pick cotton.

Uzbekistan's main export is cotton and is respected world wide for it's quality.

When questioned about these issues Gulnara Karimova said, "children have very soft hands so they don't break or bruise our cotton bulbs, they are happy to get the work. Children in our country are industrious and want to start into the workplace as soon as possible".

Kathy Lee came to defend Gulnara saying her clothing line has used Uzbekistan cotton since day 1 and their production people are very satisfied with the product. Kathy Lee went on to say, "the children are treated humanely and I understand they are given medical attention when ever it's needed".

Protesters in Uzbekistan say the medical attention the children receive is bandaids for their bloody stumps that use to be their fingers.

The only reason they give the children bandaids for their stubby little ground down fingers is so they don't get the cotton balls all red. One man volunteered.

It is a well known fact Gulnara is hated in her country by her subjects because they are under the impression she uses her fathers power to gain position and power over her competition. It has recently been decreed that her clothes will be the only clothes sold in Uzbekistan.

On the other side of the coin Gulnara has picked up many new clients for her fathers cotton industry including Gallmart and Harlet.

One Fashion Week aficionado said, she's not political, I think she's fierce.

On a side note a very popular competing central Asian designer was found boiled to death in his hotel room today. Police are holding back on the designers name until the investigation progresses.

The motto for Gulnara's clothing line is. "steamy hot".

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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